This is a collection of random funnies that I've had sent to me over the years, plus one or two other bits and pieces. Some of the pages that are linked to from here may contain offensive material - if you are offended by it, this is your problem not mine. If you think you may be offended, DON'T READ IT!

True Stories

Random Jokes

Sysadmin humour

Cat bathing as a martial art

Reservations of an Airline Agent

The Psychiatric Hotline

.sig quotes

The canonical list of blonde jokes

The canonical list of light bulb jokes

The canonical list of lawyer jokes

Musical instrument jokes