Random Jokes

These don't fit in any other category, so they're dumped here instead.

Tower: "Alpha Charlie, climb immediately to 4000 feet for noise abatement."

Pilot: "How can I possibly be creating excess noise at 2000 feet?"

Tower: "At 4000 feet, you will miss the 707 now coming at you at 2000 feet, and that is bound to avoid one hell of a racket."

Have you seen the Zen digital watch? No batteries, it just has "NOW" painted on the face...